CHILLI HEADS BE DAMNED IF THE G7 IS HERE AND "G WHIZZ" WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT WAY TO RUB THEM ALL UP.... A MEATY SEASON TO GET U "HOT UNDER THE COLLAR" AND DEAL WITH THE CLIMATE CHANGE.

THE USA WOULD BE "BIDE'N THYME" WAITING FOR THEIR CRISPY FRIED CHICKEN .... BLEACHED NOT SUN DRENCHED CAUSE THEY'LL BE CLUCKING ON RULING ALL....    WHILST THE FRENCH MACRON LOOKING FOR INCREASE VOTES GETS TO YOU TUBE AND THE "Mc SLAP" GOOD FOR A BURGER BUT A WONDERFUL SLAP ON FOR PORK BUTT MUCH LIKE MAC. AND OFCOURSE OUR GERMAN FRIENDS "SLAP AND TICKLE" YOU WILL DO AS WE SAY..... LIKING THEIR GAMES WITH THE UK AN OIL TO ENLIVEN THEIR LIMP SAUASGE AND LIVEN UP THOSE LEDERHOSE LEATHERS, WHILST THERE IS OTHER SAUSAGE IN DISTRESS IN THE SEAS STUCK IN DEEP WATER ON A STORMY CROSSING IRELAND AND UK , WILL IT BE BANG OR SIZZLE OUT ONLY URSULA VON DER LEYEN WILL KNOW HOW SHE WANTS TO PLAY IT.... COULD BE LIKE A SUNKEN TORPEDO IN STORMY WATERS. BREXIT THE FUN OF IT ALL BUT BETTER OUT THAN IN OR.....

WELL AS THEY TAKE OVER A PART OF CORNWALL THE LIKES THAT RARELY SEE A POLICEMAN LET ALONE 5000 PLUS OF THEM . THEY'LL NEED THEM IF THE RULE OF 6 IS BROKEN AND DON'T FORGET MASKS N 2M APART.... OH BOTHER , PLENTY OF FRESH AIR AND OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS .... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT IN CORNWALL. OFCOURSE NO AIR TRAVEL IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE.... OOOPPPPS

WILL THE APPARENT FICTITIOUS COVID MADE BY THE CHINESE AND BAT SOUP COME UP, WE JUST ALL WANTED TO SPEND BILLIONS ON USELESS ONE USE PPE , THE LIKES OF WASTE AND PLASTIC WE'VE NEVER SEEN AND ANOTHER DISASTER LOOMING WITH IT ALL  IN OUR OCEANS. BIN IT NOT DITCH IT. 

BORIS DON'T FORGET TO THANK OL MAC FOR THE GREAT WORK HE'S DOING WITH THOSE 40MILLION EXTRA POUNDS ON A NEW LAUNCH SLIPWAY FOR REFUGEES AND INCREASING SALES IN INFLATABLE BOATS IN FRANCE A REAL ECONOMY BOOSTER.

IF THEY'RE GOING KEEP COMING CAN'T WE AT LEAST SELL THE BOATS BACK OR EVEN TELL THEM FRANCE IS WARMER AND THE BOOZE CHEAPER SO THEY GO BACK. 

WE'LL THEY'LL SORT IT OUT, THEY WON'T....THEY'LL HAVE A REAL GOOD JOLLY ENJOY THE SUN IF IT COMES AND SINK A FEW HSD'S NOW HICKS OFCOURSE AND A BIT OF DOOM TO KEEP A CLEAR HEAD. SHOULD OF BOUGHT SMUGGLERS TO THE TABLE THAT WOULD HAVE GOT THEM TALKING REAL BOLLOCKS BUT LAUGH THEY WOULD.

SO ON THE TOPIC OF RIMS WHOSE BEEN TOUCHING YOURS....HOPE YOUR KEEPING IT CLEAN AND KEEPING AN EYE ON WHO TOUCHES IT....DON'T PUT YOUR LIPS THERE IF IT LOOKS IN ANY WAY DIRTY....KEEP THE PUBS GOING WE MUST .......

SO RESTRICTIONS MAY BE GOING MAY BE STAYING IT'S A STRANGE OL' TO DO AND ALL UP TO US AT THE END OF THE DAY....IT ALL IS. IF WE DON'T GIVE A ..... THEN THE SHIT REALLY IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN . YOU CAN HELP DON'T GO APE SHIT AS THOUGH IT'S ALL SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT .... NOT EVEN THE CHINESE.....HA..... BUT SORT THIS SHIT OUT WE MUST CAMPAIGN MAKE A DIFFERENCE, TAKE A RENEE HOLD YOUR WIND IN AND SAVE ON GAS EMISSION, DON'T SET FIRE TO THAT PARKED CAR IT'S ALL STOPPING US DRIVING IN THE CITY CENTRE, NOT THAT WE NEED TO ANYMORE, NO JOBS THERE , SHOPS ALL CLOSED AND PARKING SO EXPENSIVE AND TOLLS THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY POINT GOING. 

SO TO CORNWALL THEY ALL FLOCK, EVEN THE G7 AND YES WE'LL OPEN ALL THE FIELDS SO MORE CAN COME AND THEN POLLUTE MORE AS THERE WILL BE NO FACILITES, NO BINS AND 20 HOUR TAIL BACKS TO GET HERE.NOT TOO MUCH EMISSIONS HEY..SO ALL IN ALL WHAT GOOD HAS COME FROM IT ALL..... WELL NOTHING ...BUT WE GET TO SEE LOTS OF TELLY VIEWING AND BIG PLANES FLYING IN POLLUTING OUR GREEN CORNWALL. OH WELL WHAT THE HELL, THE NEXT PANDEMIC WILL BE ROUND THE CORNER NOW THE TERRORISTS KNOW HOW TO ..UCK US ALL UP  SO GET OUT THERE ENJOY YOURSELVES BEFORE THE NEXT LOCK DOWN......AND REMEMBER....."ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE....." MONTY PYTHON YOU ARE LEGEND. AND DON'T BE AN ANGRY OL' GIT..... HA

SUMMER'S COMING AND WELL IF YOUR COMING TO CORNWALL KEEP A CLEAR HEAD YOU'LL NEED IT ....IT'S GOING TO BE BUSY AND IF LIKE CORNWALL IT MIGHT WELL BE FOGGY...MISTY....WET AND WINDY BUT DRINK HSD AND JAIL ALE AND YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE...... IT'S ALL JUST A BLUR......

CHILLI SEASON IS FOREVER, AND IT'S UPON US NOW

WELL CHILLI HEADS LONG TIME NO DOING .... THE WORLDS GONE MAD AND SO HAVE I..... WELL I DID YEARS AGO BUT HEY. BREXIT IS FINALLY ON THE BOOKS, DEMOCRACY SOME HOW CAME THROUGH , THE TOWN CRIER OR NOISY BASTARD OUTSIDE PARLIMENT HAS FINALLY LOST HIS VOICE, THE BRITISH FLAG IS FLYING HIGH BUT NOT IN SCOTLAND OR INDEED THE EU. THE JOB IS NOT DONE TILL WERE RUNG DRY AND THE CHANNEL IS DREDGED OF FISH. 

WELL HEY. IS THIS THE VIRUS THAT'S COME TO DOWN SIZE MANKIND , COULD THIS BE THE ONE. WORLD WAR 3 WAS HALTED COULD THE WELL WRONG LIVE MARKETS OF CHINA ....ON IT'S SECOND GO WIPE A GOOD CHUNK OF MANKIND OUT..... HUMAN KIND, NOT AS HUMANE AND KIND AS THE NAME MIGHT SUGGEST. AFTER BURNING WILD FIRES DESTROY MOST OF AUSTRALIAS WILDLIFE THEN DO LOGGERS COME IN AND STRIP FORESTS WITH LIVE ANIMALS AND BABIES AND CRUSH THE LOT. CLIMATE PROTESTERS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU. SO TOO THE START UP OF WHALING IN JAPAN AGAIN ,DOLPHIN AND WHALE MASSACRES LET ALONE LIFE DOG STACKING , CAT BOILING AND BEAR BLEEDING TO NAME A FEW . PROTESTERS COME ON , SOD THE MOTOR CAR FOR NOW STOP THE FOREST DESTRUCTION AND THE DOWN RIGHT DISGUSTING AND CRUEL PRACTISES AROUND THE WORLD. NO MORE ALMOND MILK ...NOT CORRECT.... AS BEFORE ELECTRIC CARS ....WHERE IS THE POWER COMING FROM. GET TRAMS BACK INTO THE CITIES AND MAYBE SOME HORSES. CLIMATE REBELLION LETS GET YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK. .... AND DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE AND IN THAT NICE WARM CAR.... TURN DOWN THE HEATING AND GET CLOTHES THAT ARE NOT CHEAP THROW AWAY FABRICS THAT FILL OUR SEAS WITH MINUTE PARTICLES.....IT'S ENDLESS AND END THE EXISTANCE OF THE HUMAN COULD BE.THE EXPLOTATION AND GREED OF MANKIND ,A DISASTER.    RANT ON RANT ON .... LIKE A GOOD OL MR ANGRY ..... SORT IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 

WELL WHAT GOOD CAN COME FROM IT ALL , NOT THE RANTING ....WHATS GOING ON WELL HOLIDAYS COULD GET CHEAPER, BUT THEN THE COMPANIES COULD GO BUST, SO BOOK LAST MINUTE AND TAKE A GOOD BAR OF SOAP AND A BLOODY GOOD MASK.AT LEAST THE SITES WILL BE QUIET .... IF OPEN .

BUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENS IF IT REALLY GETS A HOLD AGAIN . SO WHERE DOES EVERYTHING WE RELY ON THEN COME FROM.CAN COMPANIES SURVIVE MORE OF THIS. TOILET ROLLS , WELL A SUCCESS FOR THEM ,THEY CAN PUMP THEM OUT ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND WE STILL PANIC BUY. BUY THE STUFF THATS GOING TO GO OR EVEN GO UP AFTER BREXIT.  BEST JOB WOULD BE IN A LABORATORY, YOU WEAR A MASK AND PROTECTIVE CLOTHING ALL DAY SO RESULT. OR MAYBE A BISCUIT FACTORY OR CHEESE ,AGAIN ALL DRESSED UP PLUS PERKS OF FOOD IF YOU NEED IT. NOT SUCH GOOD JOB MAYBE IN A&E WAITING ROOM ..... ARE THEY QUIET YET CAN YOU GET IN ONE. WHY WERE THEY ALL FULL AND SURGERIES ALWAYS FULL IF NOW THEY ARE EMPTY.  MAYBE NOT A MEAT FACTORY,NOT SURE WHATS HAPPENING THERE BUT THEY GET THE OL VIRUS MORE THAN MOST,COULD BE THE COLD ENVIRONMENT, OH NO WINTWER IS COMING COULD THIS BE BAD NEWS.... TIS NORMALLY JUST CAUSE ITS WINTER.

WHATEVER HAPPENS DON'T PANIC, REALLY PANIC CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WILL PANIC AND STRIP THE SHELVES, ALL THE FRESH FOOD WILL GO , AND THEN GO OFF IN THE NICE WARM HOUSES, SO A FEW TINS COULD BE IN ORDER , AND PLENTY OF BOOZE, SPIRITS WINES,BEERS, SOMETHING TO END THE WORLD WITH....AND MAYBE PARACETAMOL. ,AND HOW ABOUT A BIG ROCKET....

WELL WHATEVER HAPPENS IT'S AUTUMN  , MAYBE THE WEATHER FORGOT  .... MAD... LIFE IS GOOD CAUSE DEATH CAN BE REAL BAD SO LIVE .... LIVE SAFE FOR NOW OR BE A LITTLE DARING GET A CHEAP HOL. TO AN UNAFFECTED AREA AND ENJOY, BE READY FOR ISOLATION ON YOUR RETURN OR JUST STAY AWAY....SOMEWHERE WARM WITH CHEAP FOOD N BOOZE AND BIG WIDE BEACHES WITH NO CROWD LOVING BRITS ..... AND WHEN IT'S MOVED ON AND BREXIT AND MEGZIT IS DONE WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE THE WORLD CCCCOOOOUUUULLLLDDDD BBBBBBB IF ONLY WE ALL TRIED HARDER.

AND CHILLI , GOOD HOT CHILLI SHOULD KILL ANY GERMS OFF. DOUBLE DOSE BOURBON 40% SO 2 WILL GIVE YOU THE ALCOHOL TO SANITISE INTERNALLY TOO.WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MESS THIS ONE UP .....LETS GET SORTED, A LITTLE HARDSHIP FOR NOW SO WHAT IF IT HELPS SAVE YOUR FAMILY OR OTHERS..... TIME TO CUT BACK ON SOME OF THE WASTE FROM THE FIRST WAVE , IF PANIC BUYING BUY STUFF THAT WILL LAST AND NOT JUST NEED BINNING...... BOOZE LAST FOR EVER...GOOD START.

SO WHILE YOU CAN SPLASH SOME CASH, ENJOY YOUR OLIVE OIL, YOUR POLISH SAUSAGE THE GERMAN FRANKFERTER AND MAKE WAY FOR YOUR CORNISH PASTY, YOUR SCOTTISH HAGGIS,THE CREAM TEA , THE GREAT FISH N CHIPS, STEAK N ALE PIE, THE SUNDAY ROAST AND CELEBRATE GB, IF WE CAN MANAGE TO STAY TOGETHER AFTER BREXIT... WHEN IT HAPPENS, WE HAVE SO MUCH THAT'S GREAT. SEASONAL MIGHT COME INTO PLAY, A LACK OF OLIVE OIL AND SOME REALLY SMELLY CHEESE BUT WE ARE PRODUCERS AND PRODUCE WE WILL. 

A LITTLE LESS RAIN IN THE WEST COUNTRY WOULD BE GOOD OR JUST A LOT MORE SUN, WE'D BE SORTED.

LIFE IS FOR LIVING, HARD AS IT IS, SO LIVE IT UP TO THE BEST YOU CAN. DON'T GO STICKING KNIVES IN PEOPLE USE THEM FOR COOKING , BE CREATIVE NOT DESTRuctive. MORE CHILLI INDUCED CAPERS..... FIRE IT UP, MAY THE THE BUM BURNERS IGNITE YOUR PASSION

MAN ONLINE ADVENTURE STILL ON HOLD, SHIT HAPPENS.........SOZ..... SAVING THE WORLD......?.....OOPPPS COULD BE TOO LATE

WELL DON'T KEEP YOUR HEADS .....GO MAD ..... CAUSE IT'S A MAD MAD WORLD AND IF YOU GET THE CHANCE GET TO DISNEY USA AND BE REALLY SILLY......PLENTY OF CHILLI COOK OFFS TOO..... WELL THAT'S A QUICK CHAT DONE.......... CATCH U LATERS

WELL NO EXCUSE NOT TO KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING IN THAT KITCHEN .... FIERY FOODS , INTERNAL COMBUSTION, GLOW BABY GLOW , CHILLI FESTS HAVE STARTED ....SO MACS ON AND OUT YOU GO SUMMER QUICHES PERK THEM UP WITH CHILLI N PEPPERS ... A SUMMER SURPRISE INDEED ...

TOO WET TO BBQ SLAP THAT SLAB OF BEEF STEAK ON YOUR OPEN GAS RING ...WORKS A TREAT AND MAKES A REAL MAN MESS...... VENT NEEDED OR REMOVE ALARM...... HOT STEWS N SOUPS CAN STILL BE MADE OR A GOOD OL SPICY JAMBALAYA OR TRY SPICY TAG. WITH CRAB, PRAWN , MUSSELS N CORIANDER AND CREAMY SAUCE OF COURSE ....ALL MOPPED UP WITH HOMEMADE CHILLI N OLIVE BREAD....

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT HOT IN THE KITCHEN .... GET OUT...... SLOW ROASTING ALLOWED IN SUMMER TOO BEEF OR PORK SHREDDED N LEFTOVERS IN CIABATTA OR JACKETS LATER..

CHILLI GOOD FOR THE DIETS TOO . GET THAT METABOLIC RATE UP ... BURNS MORE CALORIES BESIDES OTHER THINGS ..... CHILLI THE WONDER HEATING SYSTEM FOR MAN KIND .... BUT HEY DO AS THE YANKS N COVER IN CHEESE .... NOT SO DIETY , BUT ALLOWED IF USE CHILLI CHEESE ....

ADIOUS AMIGOES ....... TILL WE MEET AGAIN .......

WELL KEEP RUBBING IT ON .... SMACK IT , SLAP IT AND JUST TICKLE IT ..... LIFE'S FOR LIVING SO GET ON ...... SO TRY AN GET OUT AS BEST U CAN ...IT AIN'T EASY BUT GOT 2 BE DONE..... .... PARTY ON CHICKENS AND HAVE FUN

COUPLE OF NEW ONES OUT THERE RUBS TO WARM YOU UP ....N CHECK OUT TRAVELLING RUBS IN SCILLY ISLES ...CATCH U LATERS.... YOU CHILLI HEADS

LOOK @ HOT RECIPES AND PROPER JOB FOR IDEAS TO GET YOU GOING

NOW GO AND SURF FOR CHILLI , AND EAT MY CHILLI

THANKS AGAIN FOR RUBBING IT ON YOUR COQ THIS CHRISTMAS TERRENCE HAD A MUCH BETTER CHRISTMAS WITH MORE FAMILY THIS YEAR ..... EVEN THE CHILDREN COULD JOIN THEM ..... JUST GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR BERNARD NOW ......